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Wednesday, 28 May 2003 (no ropes, no strings, no obligations) 1:22pm Though I'd had it with me at the El Rio on Sunday, it didn't occur to me until Monday night that someone might find the pejorative use of the word "whore" on the sticker on my lunchbox to be offensive. If anybody was bothered, though, they didn't say anything.
The reason that it was the 3rd San Francisco Sex Workers Film and Video Festival as opposed to 3rd Annual San Francisco Sex Workers Film and Video Festival,
Scarlot Harlot explained to me, is that it's simply too much work for her to organize one annually. The fact that they aren't every year made me feel a little better
about the fact that I hadn't been aware of its existence before. The next one will probably be in 2005, which, I told her, would give me plenty of time to make a short of
my own. She said she pictured me coming back with my "rock star entourage." I was there by myself that night (much to Rosinha's sadness), but evidently she thinks I look the part.
When I told the guy at the El Rio on Sunday night what the
occasion wasit amazes me how people will pay the cover at a bar without any idea of
what's going onhe asked, "So there are people here who have exchanged sex for money? Do you know who?" It
didn't sound like he was looking for a date; rather, he sounded analytical in a very creepy way.
(Or vice versa.) Before I had a chance to tell him that it was none of his business, he
admitted that it was, in fact, none of his business. Besides, it wasn't like I knew the sex and/or employment history
of everyone there, and wouldn't have told him if I did.
The others were a pair of dykes on Monday night who crashed the party right before it was over, probably slipping under the cover charge. They phrased the question a bit more delicately, or at least less judgmentally. They also asked if I was one myself. It wasn't the first time I was asked that question over the weekend. (The girl at the El Rio, the descendant of the Blind Girl from City Lights, clearly didn't believe me when I said no. She seemed to be actively trying to get me to slip up and admit it. We were talking about the Exotic Dancer's Union, for instance, which lead to a discussion of labor unions in general. When I said "We have labor unions to thank for the forty-hour work week," she leapt on it: "You said 'we!' You are one! I knew it!" For some reason, she so wanted it to be true. In any event, I was always careful not to sound offended by the question. I wasn't offended, but it's kinda of a loaded question, y'know? Anyway, the party unraveled around midnight. It was conveniently located at 111 Minna, practically around the corner from the Manhattan Lounge on Market. Since the night was relatively young and I was dressed for it (a short black faux-snakeskin dress with a slit on the left side which probably goes up much higher than decency suggest), I decided to go to Death Guild. (Sidenote about the dress: when I bought it in January '99, it wouldn't zip up all the way. Now I weigh about ten pounds more than I did at the time, yet I can slip it on and off with it zipped up. That should be an object lesson to me about the ultimate meaninglessness of what the scale says.) (The key word being "should," of course.) The crashers asked if they could join me, and while in their khakis they were dressed almost too square for the Lexington, let alone a goth club, I said they were more than welcome. Which they were, of course. Death Guild has no dress code that I know of, and it's still a free country otherwise. Except that they left on their own when I stopped to use the restroom, and by the time I went outside, they were gone. Fair enough. I said goodbye to Rosinha, who was in front with the gutterpunken trying to figure out what to do with herself, and headed up New Montgomery. When I hit Market, I met up with the crashers again. Evidently they'd figured my description of the club as being "just around the corner" would be enough to go on, except that they didn't know which corner to go around. They walked with me to the club, and I stopped at a pay phone to call Maddy. When I got off the phone, they'd disappeared once more, and I didn't see them again for the rest of the night. Maybe they were made nervous by the horde of people dressed in black. Sure, okay, whatever. One of the first people I encountered inside was Sara, who complimented me on my new glasses. Of course, it didn't take long for me to remember why I usually don't wear glasses in clubs: a combination of vanity and self-esteem issues. (If I can't see them clearly, it won't hurt so much...) Once again, I give a loud thanks to the ocular deity for not making me so nearsighted that I can't function without them. I guess it's a question of dynamics. At the Festival, I stood out, looked just different enough to get noticed in what seemed like mostly positive ways. (Even after she told me that I was beautiful and asked to take my picture, that exquisitely gorgeous black woman always seemed to be smiling at me whenever I'd glance in her direction. Only in retrospect do I realize that she looked familiar, in that way where you recognize a face even though may have never seen it in person. She might have been someone relatively famous, I honestly don't know.) Here, I was nothing special. I blended in. Once, that was all I wanted. Now, I guess I need more. That doesn't mean I'll stop going out to goth clubs; I tried that once (although it wasn't my idea and I still needed it but couldn't have it), and it didn't work. The scene isn't the center of my social universe anymore, but it's still important to me, and I don't eschew the g-word. Not much point, really.
Weaselboy was there, and I asked him about the possibility of Danielle reading at Bride of SpookyCon in July. He told me that it's
been postponed until October, but that they're going to start having poetry nights at Jezebel's Joint and he can probably get her
hooked up there. That would be so perfect. Danielle reading at Jezebel's would be like a homecoming.
On the other end of the enjoyment scale, Maddy and I both had our last insurance-covered dentist appointmentin other words, our last visit for probably a good long while. My teeth and gums were in healthy enough shape that the he didn't inquire about my brushing and flossing habitsa good thing, since he's a really nice guy and I would have hated to have to lie to him. I've never had the best dental hygiene habits, and the fact that my teeth are in such good shape is a testament to the fact that I eat a lot of vegetables, avoid sugar, and drink almost nothing but water. That's the weird thing: he said I seem dehydrated, and need to drink more. As anyone who's ever tried to buy me a drink can attest, my water intake is quite high to begin with. Go figure. Since we just didn't get enough of the Midwest when we were actually there, on Thursday we're driving to Fresno. Actually, it's for Nicole's graduation party on Saturday, which is a much better reason. It's looking like there'll be some familial dramatics, but I know from experience that it won't reach the fever pitch of what we witnessed in Kansas. Never has. I think it's the whole laid-back California thing.
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Tuesday, 27 May 2003 (gasping, scratching, clawing) 4:08pm It's easy for me to forget how idiosyncratic my speech can be. Often my humor is so subtle or metaphoric that only people who know me well are aware that I'm making a joke at all. This is not bragging, and it doesn't mean that I'm going over peoples' heads, or that if someone doesn't get my sense humor I'm smarter than them. It just means that I can be...esoteric. (I blame late 70s Woody Allen movies, specifically Manhattan and Stardust Memories, for having an undue influence on my sense of humor and speech patterns.) I became very aware of it last night while talking to Rosinha Sambo, whose native language is Swedish. (Or so I assume, since that's where she lives, but for all I know she was born elsewhereshe frequently mentions her African backgroundand learned another language before moving to Sweden. It isn't English, at any rate, but, as they say, her English is better than my Swedish.) Every so often I'd cringe as I realized the reason she wasn't laughing at some of my jokes was because she didn't have the first clue what I was talking about. There's no question that she's very intelligent (don't worry, this one is in English); it's just that I often use, shall we say, bigger words in a more convoluted fashion than are necessary to get the point across, and phrased as an ironic joke. Fluency in American English and a ear for tone are sometimes necessary with me. She didn't seem to hold my hyper-idiomatic speech against me (and Oscar knows I did a fair amount of uncertain nodding and smiling myself through her thick accent), and kept me informed as she made her business arrangements for the evening. She was determined to get paid tonight, particularly after having done two guys the night before for free (I was unclear on the reasons), which most definitely was not going to happen again. Damnit. The main problem was that since being a prostitute is perfectly legal in Sweden (it's only illegal to buy sex, not sell it), she didn't really have much of a cop radar and wasn't too keen on getting arrested. He didn't look like a cop to me, but what the hell do I know? I said that I couldn't tell for sure, but that if she was getting a bad vibe then she shouldn't take the chance. Just goes to show why I'd be such a lousy prostitute, in addition to the fact that I find boys ickyevery man would look like a cop to me, and I'd probably use that as an excuse to not have anything to do with them. Eventually she hooked up with a group of gutterpunken led by, of all people, Michelle's ex-roommate. I don't really know her, and though I surely looked familiar to her, she probably couldn't tell from where, and we never spoke. Just as well. She's never done anything to me personally, but I know she caused Michelle and Rocco no small amount of grief, and mistreated their cat Petunia. So I didn't have much to say, and I kept my distance as Rosinha indulged herself with the ex-roommate's friends. (Yes, clothes were kept on.) Towards the end of the evening, much of which I spent dancing by myself, Rosinha told me she was sad to see me all alone. I got the impression she didn't necessarily mean in a business sense, either. I told her I didn't mind, that I was used to it. (Maddy, for the record, was at home. Saturday and Sunday had been very late nights, and Tuesday was promising to be another, so she was giving herself Monday to rest.) She asked for my email address and made the offer of lodging and work if I'm ever in Sweden. Hooker with a heart of gold, indeed. Raffle tickets had been sold somewhat aggressively (but necessarily) all weekend long, and the drawing was finally held. I just missed winning a "one-hour date with Tallulah" by a single digit. I don't know exactly what it would have entailed, but I was intrigued by the concept and bummed to have lost. (I can imagine what she would have said to people afterwards: "All she wanted to do is talk. Would you have guessed that from looking at her?") I did win a copy of Annie's aforementioned Sluts and Goddesses video, though, which was pretty cool. Annie wasn't there, so I had Scarlot Harlot sign it and told her the brief yet still boring story about when I first saw it. I think it's important to tell people when they've had an impact on your life, however small.
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Monday, 26 May 2003 (faces and names) 3:59pm Still living. Just been doing a lot of it elsewhere these last few days, mostly at the 3rd San Francisco Sex Worker Film and Video Festival. At the Festival's party at the El Rio last night, Tallulah Bankheist (who sounds like she should be a drag queen, but isn't) identified the color in my hair as blue-black and said that not many people can make it work. Even though she had a mostly empty drink in her hand, I took it as a sincere compliment. Our original plan on Saturday had been to simply go to the noon screening to see our friend Pam's short films, and it kinda snowballed from there. When we arrived and actually saw the full schedule, we decided to get a pass for the day. Except for a brief trip back home at at two in the afternoon to stock up on supplies, we got our money's worth, staying until the bitter endhalf past two the next morning. As I explained to Jennifer Blowdryer, who was in town to receive the Golden Dildo Award for her Smutfest series, we'd just spent two weeks in the Midwest but didn't feel home yet. Maddy didn't, anyway; she hadn't been looking forward to heading back quite as much as me, and came home to the news that her state disability benefits have run out. Not exactly a joyous return. Therefore, when the opportunity to spend the day and a fair amount of the night watching movies mostly by and about sex workers presented itself, she realized it was just what she needed. And lord knows that I would have rather been there than at The Matrix Reloaded, still showing in countless googolplexes. ("That's not fair! You haven't seen it, so you're not allowed to criticize it!") Scarlot Harlot and the Bay Area Sex Worker Advocacy Network deserves what little money we have to spare much more than Mr. AOL Time-Warner, who appears to be doing well without my individual financial support. Jennifer was kind enough to introduce me to Annie Sprinkle, with whom I've crossed paths on any number of occasions, but never properly met. (Maddy did have her picture taken with Anniewell, Annie's breasts, anywayat the opening of the LGBT Center last year.) I would have liked to have talked to her a bit morelike about first seeing both her and Scarlot in Annie's Sluts and Goddesses video in my Images of Eroticism in Art class during my first semester at SFSUbut she was understandably busy. I did make Robin from Cinema Sewer jealous, at least. Up in his neck of North America, the best they get is Ron Jeremy. Ewww. It still amazes me that I've yet to run encounter Maggie or The Other at one of these events. The Other seems most likely, since she has in fact worked in the industry. (Stripped for a while at the Market Street Cinema, as I understand it.) Of course, it's entirely possible she's denying that now, much like she denies so much else about her past. Which is her prerogative, and her secrets are safe with me. As I was talking politics last night with a woman who said she was descended from the actress who played the Blind Girl in Chaplin's City Lights (and why would she lie about that, really?), I made reference to the documented fact that Ronald Reagan believed we were in the End Times. She said she was very surprised that I knew about such things, since I was so youngno more than twenty-four, twenty-five, tops. I told her that I was in fact about to turn thirty. I don't know what they were using to spike the drinks at the bar, but it was obviously potent stuff. She told me that I should be more self-confident than I am. I assured her that my self-confidence has in fact taken a quantum leap forward over the last few years. When Tallulah's new band Whore Church (also the name of her cabaret/collective for which she also received a Golden Dildo) played, event emcee Kitty Kastro of Tranny Talk and I were among the first people dancing, we were shortly followed by Dee Dee Russell of Dee Dee TV, and most people watching didn't realize that the floor was being temporarily monopolized by Access SF producers. Dee Dee herself didn't realize it until after Whore Church finished and I introduced myself as one of the producers of kittypr0n. She said that she loves the show, and even talks about it on hers. She also said that she'd visited the show's site, and among the words she used to describe it were "esoteric" and "educated." I'm fairly certain it was a compliment.
The final party of the festival is tonight. Danielle Willis is going to be in town the first couple weeks of July and is looking for a gig
or two, and she's worked in the past with quite a few people who've been attending, so hopefully I'll be able to do some networking for her.
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Tuesday, 20 May 2003 (deep blue day) 10:54am Maddy has pointed out to me that her parents did not pay for my airline ticket, begrudgingly or otherwise. They paid for hers, which then made it possible for us to afford for me to come along. (The payment came in the form of two checks for one hundred and fifty each. Inexplicably, though they were dated a couple weeks apart, her mother mailed them at the same time. I considered doing the same when paying her back last weektwo checks with different dates in the same envelopebut figured it would be lost on her.) They've never expressed any interest in seeing me, let alone offering to shell out money for the privilege. In all likelihood, her mother was disappointed to hear that I'd be visiting.
She also reminded me that during The Talk, Maddy did not immediately shush me. It was a little while later, when it became clear that nothing was going to get through to her mother. Not that anything has ever gotten through to her in the past, but, you know, hope springs eternal. Anyway, Maddy just wanted it to be over with, and she knew that if I unloaded with the full list of grievances, we'd be there for hours. So you see.
My weight is holding steady at 170, so evidently I've behaved myself fairly well. (We also just watched Real Women Have Curves, which makes me feel a little guilty for being so weight-conscious, but, hey, I'm not exactly Real, am I?) That I've been able to do things like eat tofu right out of the box without anyone giving me static about it has helped.
There's been some light teasing from Maddy's paternal grandfather, but that's okay. It's how he is, and by all indications, he likes me a lothe respects anyone who can bullshit on his level, and if I may be so bold, I can hold my own quite nicely. Anyway, at some point when Maddy's mother was in his kitchen and I was in the living roomI did my best to not be in the same room as her when I could possibly help ithe said that the vegetarian stuff was for Maddy and I but that he was eating meat. In a vaguely petulant tone no doubt meant to imply solidarity, she replied, "Me, too!" Seeing as how he's been disliking her for at least three decades longer than I have, I don't think he considered it a bonding moment.
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Sunday, 18 May 2003 (we have buffet) sometime after midnight Back in Omaha. B.D. suggested that I probably never thought I'd be happy to find myself in Nebraska. I pointed out that it has in fact happened before, when I last visited in 2001. Omaha seemed like a refuge from Clay Center that time, too. Actually, that's not fair; the town's not really that bad (to me, though Maddy has very legitimate reasons to be uncomfortable there), I like Maddy's relatives, and they like me. It's her mother. I said back then that if I never saw her again it'd be too soon. Well, guess what? I saw her again, and it was, as I suspected, way way way too soon. If I could arrange it so that neither Maddy nor Sebastian (especially Sebastian, since he's genuinely unsafe in her presence) had to be exposed to her, I would. No such luck. Except for the occasional stripeys, I've been wearing mostly fishnets and half-slips. I did bring jeans along, and almost wore them today, but decided that I wasn't quite ready to dress down. My work here, as it were, is not quite done. We're flying home on Wednesday.
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